Life's not easy for Doug Eiffel, the communications officer for the U.S.S. Hephaestus Research Station, currently on Day 448 of its orbit around red dwarf star Wolf 359. He's stuck on a scientific survey mission of indeterminate length, 7.8 light years from Earth. His only company on board the station are stern mission chief Minkowski, insane science officer Hilbert, and Hephaestus Station's sentient, often malfunctioning operating system Hera. He doesn't have much to do for his job other than monitoring static and intercepting the occasional decades-old radio broadcast from Earth, so he spends most of his time creating extensive audio logs about the ordinary, day-to-day happenings within the station. But the Hephaestus is an odd place, and life in extremely isolated, zero gravity conditions has a way of doing funny things to people's minds. Even the simplest of tasks can turn into a gargantuan struggle, and the most ordinary-seeming things have a way of turning into anything but that. Wolf 359 is a radio drama in the tradition of Golden Age of Radio shows. Take one part space-faring adventure, add one part character drama, and mix in one part absurdist sitcom, and you get Wolf 359. New episodes are released every two weeks.
Succulent Rat-Killing Tar
Little Revolución
Discomforts, Pains, and Irregularities
Cataracts and Hurricanoes
Cigarette Candy
Super Energy Saver Mode
The Sound and the Fury
Are Space Suits Itchy?
Box 953
The Empty Man Cometh
Extreme Danger Bug
Am I Alone Now?
Deep Breaths
Gas Me Twice
The Kumbaya Approach
What's Up, Doc?
Painfully Ever After
Bach to the Future
Happy To Be Of Assistance
Let's Kill Hilbert
The Paranoia Game
Minkowski Commanding
Mutually Assured Destruction
Mini Episode 2: Day One
No Pressure
Tactical Brain Damage
Mini Episode 3: Variations on a Theme
Lame-O Superhero Origin Story
Do No Harm
Knock, Knock
Who's There?
Pan-Pan
Mayday
Sécurité
Mini Episode 4: Meanwhile
Wolf 359 Live: Deep Space Survival Procedure and Protocol
Controlled Demolition
Don't Poke the Bear
A Matter of Perspective
Mini Episode 5: Long Story Short
Need to Know
Fire and Brimstone
Overture
Mini Episode 6: Once In a Lifetime
Mini Episode 7: Rebranding
Mini Episode 8: Language Mapping
Mini Episode 9: Greensboro
Mini Episode 10: Things That Break Other Things
Mini Episode 11: Decommissioned
Mini Episode 12: Pagliacci
Mini Episode 13: Kansas
Happy Endings
All Things Considered
Limbo
Memoria
Time to Kill
Persuasion
Desperate Times
Desperate Measures
Boléro
Change of Mind
Into the Depths
Mini Episode 14: One of Them
Theta Scenario
Out of the Loop
The Hiccups Method
Shut Up and Listen
Constructive Criticism
Dirty Work
Mission Mishaps: A Little Night Music
The Watchtower
Mission Mishaps: The Space You're In
A Place For Everything
You Want, I Solve
Mission Mishaps: The Veldt
Idle Hands
The Devil's Plaything
Mission Mishaps: Lights Out
Quiet Please
Mission Mishaps: Cold Turkey
Crash and Burn
Mission Mishaps: No Complaints
Terms and Conditions
Special Episode: Volte Face
Mission Mishaps: Happy Holidays
One Last Thing Before the Finale...
Brave New World
One Year Later... What Has the Wolf 359 Team Been Up To?
Special Announcement: Pryce and Carter's and Three New Mini Episodes!
Mini Episode: Adventure of a Lifetime
Mini Episode: Step One
Mini Episode: Space Rage